A CV for Desi Marriage

I was on facebook one day and my recently engaged cousin brother in India sent me this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeTzOiPAVR4

In this video 2 people look like they have come prepared for an interview for a job, when in fact it turns out they are interviewing for a role of husband! This was a very clever idea and it got me thinking, what would the perfect CV to secure the ‘job’?

This is just a spoof and in this case the CV is targeted to a highly educated Indian woman who wants to marry a rich husband living abroad.

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SANJAY SINGH
27 Years old
Single, Tall, 6ft 3, Fair Skin, Big muscles
Looks like John Abraham

Bio

NRI bachelor looking to settle down because my parents are on my case. I am hardworking, industrious and hail from a well-to-do family in London. I have studied really hard and have recently completed my MBA, I now own a business.
I am looking for a potential bride to marry within the next year or so, she should be fit, educated and likes the finer things in life.

Education 

Bsc Computer Science– Oxpord University (2000-2003)
Msc Advanced Computer Science– Cambridge University (2003-2004)
PHd Super Cool YAAR Advanced Computer Science– Harvard University (2004-2008)
MBBS– Harvard Medical School (2008-2012)
MBA– Harvard Business School (2012-2013)

Work Experience

Computer Systems Analyst (IBM)-Basically making codes and playing solitaire

Risk Investment Manager- Telling white folk how to do their jobs

Current: Owner of Business- Selling ‘pharmaceutical products’ to people.
Salary is $100,000 per month. 

Interests

Earning lots of money, studying, hustling, clubbing, buying rubbish clothes, being a mothers boy.

Skills I can bring to the marriage

I am filthy rich, got 4 cars, speak good English and can be controlled very easily. I can pretend to be cultured and religious when needs be,

I also have a green card.

References

Available from my mum,dad, massi, phua, bibi, dadaji…

 

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Do you think he will get the offer?